May 31, 2008

Paisley Belle & The Curveball




There's a good story here ... Full of Curves & it's all true!

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Sometimes pulling back the curtain can be like a batter walking up to the plate.

The bases are loaded & you just know you are going to get the curveball. The question is what will you do when it heads your way?

You grip the bat tightly. Its heaviness is like that curtain you wrap around you. A shield. You think that if you hold it ever so close nothing can hurt you. But they say if you don’t pull back the curtain or swing your bat … Well, how can you really live life.

And so you step up to the plate, the pitcher throws that curveball & before you swing, you look back behind you to see the curtain blowing up in the breeze. You think, “Ok, here I go!”

And you start, a baby step in enjoying life before it’s over.

“Hi. Who owns this place?” you ask. And she says, “I do.” You say, “Do you live on San Benito Way?” “Yes,” she says with hesitation. She cocks her head & waits for you to explain yourself. Then you say, “I don’t know if you remember me, but I lived in the garage apartment in the house across from yours. I lived there for 13 years. I was there when the tornado came through.” She smiles.

So it begins.

She tells you about the crazy McMansions they are building in the neighborhood. You both tell each other where you were when the tornado came through on the 4th of July weekend years ago. You tell her that you have moved to a loft on the edge of downtown, but that you really miss the days you lived on her street.

Before you stopped by her shop, you had found yourself driving down San Benito Way one rainy day. The neighborhood was just as it had been when you lived there. All the streets are lined with giant trees, full of new green leaves that almost glow from all the spring rain. You lived on this street longer that you had anywhere in your life. This is still home to you.

You had memorized every house. When you had lived there you had jogged through the neighborhood almost every day. You had picked the house that you might live in when you found the right guy. A beautiful brick home built in the 30s, with a screened in porch just minutes from White Rock Lake. You imaged having a tree house in the backyard. Pure heaven.

Then you remember to ask her about Richard. “Does he still live on the street?” you ask. “Yes he does, how did you know Richard?” You smile, “I had a blind date with him once. It’s funny story, when we met we didn’t even know we lived on the same street. How is he?” you ask.

Just then Harry walks in from their other shop down the way. He still looks the same. She immediately tells him who you are & mentions Richard. You tell them you only had one date & remembered he was a musician, but couldn’t recall much more about what he did. She smiles and says, “Well you know who he is right?” You shake your head.

To your astonishment she tells you that he is a Dallas Symphony conductor & also a very gifted trumpet player. Now this is a curveball you would have never seen coming. Your own life is a mystery unfolding!

Before you leave, she invites you stop by the next time you are in the neighborhood. Harry has created an oasis, a perennial garden in the backyard & she would love for you to see it.

As you walk back to you car, you think about the next curtain you will pull back. Then as you drive away, you begin preparing your bat for the next curveball … Life isn’t so bad. You just have to let go & keep your eye on the ball …


This is dedicated to Why Paisley for inspiring me to whip up another paisley image, in my attempt to make one for her. I promise yours is in the making Miss WP!!


Saturday night smooches,
The Tart
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CADD Art Fair ... High Heels



I wasn't the only one in some chic new fashionable high heels!

Take a look a this photo ... Wow! This was one of my last shots of the night. The ones I shoot quickly without any thought are always my favorites.

She is really just a ghost. How you know is this, they don't need all their legs to get places ...

The CADD event is going on all weekend in Dallas ... Go to Superficial Snapshots blog for the details. She even has some photos in the event. Funny, we walked up to a large black & white image, and I was all about, "cool, I luv that!" My pal says, hey that's Allison's work. Yep, I have good taste!

Artsy smooches,
The Tart
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May 30, 2008

I Gotta Get Some Baby ... Tart Summer Bikini



"From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities ..."

'Your lookin at me
I am lookin at you ..."


Yippee, it IS Friday!!! And I've had 4 shots of expensive dry roasted jet fuel. With a splash of cream & some yummy cinnamon dolce syrup ... Just 1 pump. Yep, it would be safe to say I am flying ... Metaphorically speaking, natch!

AND, tonight, I am gonna get to see some really cool modern art! My plan is to wear these ridiculously high platform shoes I got on sale. And if they are serving anything with caffeine in it, then I may just have to find a table to dance on. Then a midnight swim. LIFE IS GOOD.

"Won't you show me some, Baby,
I gotta get some Baby!"


Now I gotto go & find myself a pretty new bikini for the proverbial midnight swim.

In case you never hear from me again ... It just means I over did it on the "sport button" on my way to get the bikini. But rest assured, I went out with a big fast bang & am now cavorting around in the land of Good & Plenty.

Happy smooches,
The Tart
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Pssst. I hear from a good source YOU CAN take it with you. : P

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May 29, 2008

Just Like That ... Post Geocache Hunt



It was all, Just Like That, yesterday. Every half hour something had me up then down. Guess that's the beauty of it all ... You never see it coming.

I was wrapping up a day of Geocaching ... Finally found this one cache that had become the center of my life. During waking & sleeping hours. Yes, you can dream about this stuff. Anyway, I was on my way home ... Metaphorically speaking also. I drove right by my neighborhood urban park when I saw the Dallas Symphony playing. WOW, No way!



I veered off the road & joined everyone on the lawn. Kids running around, dogs doing what dogs do & I thought you cannot cry here ~ No matter how good the violins sound, no matter how wonderful the Texas weather is tonight & NO you cannot digress about thinking about you-know-who & that you wish he was here doing that hand-holding-I-will-protect-you-thing that he did. Which I really loved.

So, I gave myself that 4 minute pity party moment & then moved on ... It was so Norman Rockwell that I just could not have been happier.

To see the musicians in white short sleeve shirts playing such beautiful music, in a park where I hunted down a difficult cache, was pure icing on the Geocaching cake. I gave into the moment & superficially thanked the almighty hair guru for my newly colored dark locks & just decided to enjoy the concert.

Summer is here smooches,
The Tart
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Ps. There was a moment when the breeze picked up & posters sitting on a table near me, from the park event, floated around my feet. Naturally I had that, somebody-up-there-is-watching-me moment as one poster settled on my feet ... My souvenir. The evening was a gift, natch!

May 28, 2008

The path we've chosen has chosen us OR has it?


The path we've chosen has chosen us
Originally uploaded by javajive



Is that true ... What do you think?

Pondering smooches,
The Tart
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Psst. I luv luv luv this orange!

The Bachelor & David Cook ... My story.

His temper & my germs, I thought as I gaze at my reflection in the mirror. Yep, that kind of sums it up. You could say that those two things split us up, but not in that order. You could also say, that you don't know what really happened because I never told you.

And truthfully I think, as I fiddle with strands of my hair ... New dark shades of "David Cook's" hair color, I'm not really sure about his temper. Funny, I tell Blackie & to think he never saw MY temper. Blackie just purrs & waits for me to whip around his yellow silk ribbon on the cement bathroom counter. Cats. They love you no matter what ... Germs and all.

The Bachelor. That would entertain him, thinking I am blogging about him. He always shook his head at me when I mentioned my blog. But secretly I KNEW he hoped he was in it ... Tempers & germs, dude. You're in it now!



So Blackie & I agree, we love my new hair color. Even though our neighbor, Brad, tells me I still look like a dark honey blonde. Ick! Do not say blonde around me. Blackie purrs & looks into my eyes ... Ribbon please.

Per my previous post, I was having major hair drama. Let's just say that when you ask for a specific thing, Mr. Hair Artist hears a small part of it. At least I am closer to what I wanted now. So the earth is safe, from my hair cry.

But, natch, as I walked out Mr. Hair Artist did say, "By the way, I didn't use permanent hair color. So if it begins to fade just come back by." I am thinking NEVER, dude!

Smooches,
The Tart
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May 25, 2008

What Geocaching or David Cook can't fix ...

David Cook sang it best ... I still haven't found what I am looking for ... On so many levels ... NATCH!

A story for David, words to live by ...




I have saved this image of myself for about a year. When I created it, I thought ... This is way to scary to ever post. But today, it was exactly what I was looking for.

So, lets start with my hair shall we ...

OK, I have gotten sick & tired of the Dallas Blonde look. If you have never been here, Dallas, you will find that a large majority of us have blonde hair ... And I am so sick of being blonde. This has been an overnight realization thing ... Kinda like the cost of gas & Cheerios. (More on that, Cheerios, later.)

I grew up blonde, my friends told me they wished they had blonde hair, my boyfriends told me they had always been attracted to blondes (Look where that got me : p) & my Mom told me to always stay blonde. PRESSURE!!!!

So when the price of gas spiked & I FOUND Geocaching, my religion, I decided that-is-it with the blonde hair. Goodbye blonde. At least I thought the end would be soon. I was so wrong.

Knowing that I should not attempt to de-blonde myself, I called my hair salon & got an appointment pronto. I should have know my wish would not come true ... Every chick in that place was being blonded, EVERY last one of them. I felt like I had just woken up from living in the land of Stepford Wives. I wanted to shake their foiled heads & lead them into the light.

Well you know how the story goes ... I told Mr. Hair Artist what I wanted. I found a girl coming in the salon with this beautiful Dark Brown hair with golden streaks & I said, "That is what I want!"

Enter the image you see ... That is exactly how I felt when my dark wet hair began to dry. To my horror I saw blonde ... Lots of blonde. Oh my god! And I swear to you, I wanted to scream. I wanted to scream so loud that the earth would shake.

Mr. Hair Artist walked up to me & heaven help him, he IS a married guy, he took one look at me, said, "This is not what you wanted is it?" He had that look, like please, don't cry. And I thought, you have no idea how far past that reaction I am & this is not about you. It's about getting away from me ... Blonde me, that I let everyone else make me.

Now how does David Cook fit into all this? He was on Jay Leno right after he won American Idol. Jay was asking him those questions & then one big stupid question ... which I will not get into here, not worth it. But in that moment, I saw David do a beautiful job of reacting to that stupid question & I thought to myself ... Don't sell out David, no matter what. I did.


Don't let them color your hair blonde.


Soon to be dark dark smooches,
The Tart
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Ps. Big *sigh* I go back Tuesday, for a second chance to get what I am looking for.

May 23, 2008

Geocaching babble ...



I didn't make it out Geo hunting today, but soon I shall be finding those snarky caches!! The photo above is where I found one last week.

Am hoping for some good dreams tonight!

Smooches,
The Tart
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Ps. One day ...

May 22, 2008

Side Effects & Makeup Sex



Has everyone gone Mad, including me?

The full moon,
The outrageous gas prices,
The humidity,
OR
Life in general?

An hour ago, I really considered getting out my rubber hammer & smashing that irritating beeping my car does when I don’t use my seatbelt. Just smashing the you-know-what out of that thing would really make me happy. Kicking the car, ya know!

My dreams have run amuck too. I dreamt I was pregnant, with no husband & really happy about it … In my dream & when I woke up. Then I dreamt I was about to die … Not a happy thing. I am so mad that I can’t remember how I died. Back to the rubber hammer – It’s the cars fault I can remember my death.

Thinking all this bad karma was just me, I consulted all my favorite Starbuck’s Baristas in town over the last several days. Guess what, not just me. Shocking I know, it’s always about me. Everyone is pissed off! One of my favorite Baristas, who really thinks I am someone else – Which I secretly love. With all kinds of pent-up rage he told me that is day was so bad that he may never come back or be seen again – He was really in need of my rubber hammer!!

Sadly I have no significant other to take this out on. Isn’t that what they are for? Then there is all that makeup sex that goes on after the “rubber hammer” fight. Which is what I really need. Makeup sex. Yup, sex.

BTW … I just checked the spelling on “makeup” since I can’t spell to save my life & this word popped up: mesopause. Go read that on Merriam-Webster online. How funny! That definition is exactly where I am.

All right. I am hoping this post is some kind of therapy for me. If I can’t have makeup sex, then blogging will just have to do. That & Geocaching.

Next time I post I may have trendy dark streaks in my hair, that I will hate later. Moments like this in my life that coincide with a hair appointment, always result in some insane hair decision. Anyone that tries to stop me get that "rubber hammer" look from me & then they tell me what I really need is sex. Duh!

Whatever smooches,
The Tart
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Hmmm, Makeup SEX.

May 20, 2008

Geocaching In South Africa

Me here ... Plotting & planning. I know these shoes are just what I need to take me to South Africa. Why, you ask?



Because of Clyde. Um, well Clyde's brothers to be exact.

Yesterday I was out hunting down some GeoCaching gear ... Fanny pack thingy. And I saw him ... All 6 foot 4 inches of him. Then I stood spellbound as he told me about the different fanny packs they had. He could have been talking about anything, just anything. That sexy, drag me by my hair now please, SA accent. Wow!

Then the married Clyde says, "Ja, I've got brothers back home."

So here I am plotting my scheme. Goodbye Texas, hello South Africa.

Places to go,
And,
Tall boys to
See!


Just across the pond & on the other side of the mountain.

Smooches,
The Tart
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Ps. Gas up that scooter ... Kyk!

May 19, 2008

Touched


Trail of Flame
Originally uploaded by Redroom Studios



Once.

Sweet hot kisses,
The Tart
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Men at Work



I was just driving home yesterday & l drove back around the corner to see what these guys were doing. They are in some type of downtown competition, art related of course. I took a couple of shots ... Then went looking for some more Men at Work. I'll go back at the end of this week & post the finished product.

Monday night smooches,
The Tart
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BTW, double click on the image & look at the top left ... You can see the drawing his is working from.

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Organize me, oh wise Orange One!



This morning I woke thinking, "I must get organized, I must. I MUST."

I leaped out of bed ... slid my feet into my hot new Orange running shoes, graced the baristas at Starbucks with my Tarty presence & hit the "sport" button on my speedy wheels, then headed straight to the local Franklin Covey store. Home of the ultimate in Organization, I hoped.

I do this "I is gonna haz organization" pilgrimage about every 2 years & then discard my barely used daytimer within a couple months. Today I even took my little red, barely used, daytimer with me to refill with 2008 pages. But that didn't happen, cuz ...

I fell in love with this really cool Orange daytimer & YES, it was on sale. I did the happy dance in the store ... They looked at me like, OK we have a live one over here. Yep, thats me ... 3 shots of expresso later.

From the moment I bought it, I carried it around with me everywhere. Just like a kid with a new toy. My toy had nothin in it, but what did I care it was a really cool orange thing & it matched my shoes!

The true test will be in the next couple of weeks. I am thinking that the new Geocaching thing should have its own section in the Orange One. That will motivate me to use it ... I hope. Ya think?

Smooches,
The Tart
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Psssssssst. Ya like my shoes ... Just a little bit of orange going on here. 2008 will go down as the year She lived in orange.

May 18, 2008

His game?


FULL MODEL
Originally uploaded by Wally Torta



Tarts ... There are days when if you can't see one of these specimens up close & personal, then a drawing of one by Wally Torta will be the next best thing. Well, for me anyway!

Honestly, I would just like to walk up behind this guy, wrap my arms around him & ask "what are you thinking about?" Not that I would really care for an answer ... Ya know.

Sunday smooches,
The Tart
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May 17, 2008

Hot tea & Geocaching



A lazy day today.

I have spent the entire week running around like a wild woman. Working, then dashing out to Geocache! Who knew this hunting thing could be so exhausting?

I thought hormones & men were the only 2 possible things that could wreck havoc on my life. I would add children, but since I have none …

On a fluke I finally got hooked on the infamous Geocaching. Recently, I went out with a guy who drives a big old white Ford pickem’up truck. Howz that for a true Texan? Once I hoisted myself into his vehicle I noticed the most sought after Travel Bug. Wow!!!!

Next I begged & pleaded to be taken out Geo hunting – Ringo the 85lb British black lab went with us of course. The first 2 caches I found caused me to act like a person that has just won the lottery! Jumping around like a loon & screeching, “I found it, I found it” repeatedly. Like, who needs kids when you have me.

Not long after this turning point in my life, I went out & splurged on the new Garmin Colorado. How obsessed am I with this Geo stuff, you ask? Well, how about this ~ I had been saving to buy an iPhone. Instead I ran right out with no hesitation and plunked down a nice chunk of change for my Garmin. And I could not be happier!!

The other great thing about this Geo stuff is that I am back out taking photos. And as you can see, I am back taking pics of myself, natch. Its what Tarts do.

I know my photo mojo is back, because today as I walked up to pour the hot water into my teapot from my electric kettle, I saw … A great photo opportunity. And guess what, I got that excited feeling that maybe I could get a really cool shot out of it & then Blog it. Life is Good!

Now, tea anyone?

Saturday smooches,
The Tart
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