Dear Santy Claus,
Although I have not been such a good girl lately ... See below ... I would love this sweet little AQ dress. It is on sale on eBay. With your connections I bet you could get a really good deal. Right?
Ok, so, I have gotten myself in some pickles this year, to name a few:
~ I got shushed at the Dallas Symphony by a stern lady with really short hair & sharp looking peepers. Hey, I was whispering to an 8 year old during the Children's Program. Sheesh!
~ Many Dallas drivers have chosen to communicate with me via their unpleasant hand signals - The one with the middle finger up & all others down. Again Sheesh! I am driving slowly to save on gas.
~ A friend recently shushed me in a big way as I was verbally expressing my admiration of a new trendy Dallas Hotel lobby. Heck, can't a Tart jump up in down in a place that make mid-century modern look fantastic!?! [Santa, I just had to put him in his place ... Tart can't be emotionally squashed ALL the time.]
~ My brother told me to keep my voice down in a cheesy diner ... Specifically related to my use of profanity. Ok, so, then we stood out like a pair of liberal Librarians at a book burning. I mean really ... But I complied.
~ Lastly, my new neighbor has decided to drop her trash - Broken glass & all - In the path my Hot Wheels takes to leave The Hovel. Honestly, there is no telling what I have done to deserve this. : /
Yikes, this is depressing stuff ... I may need more than that dress. Better yet, maybe just liquid refreshments with Zac Posen or Zac Efron. Now that would be a Merry Christmas.
Candy cane kisses Santa!
Smooches,
Daisy AKA The Tart
; *
Ps. I have gone domestic in The Hovel. Am baking large amount of cinnamon sugared pie crust. Will leave a batch out for you in the shape of stars!
1 comments:
If you happen to speak with Santa, or Cupid this late in the season. I too would like an Alexander McQueen!
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