'And draw attention to myself? Not a chance. I always park in front of hydrants. The secret is to park smack in front of them rather than just too near them. You have to go all the way. If you're smack in front of them, the cop rolling down the street can't see that there's a hydrant there at all. You have to be brazen. That's my motto, in parking and in life: be brazen.'
Well, that just about sums it up.
And by the way, for anyone that's interested ...
I am NOT going to give it back ever!
Smooch,
The Tart
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